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We are just two good friends having some good fun. We love creating crazy moments off the top of our heads. We do not want to be offensive, so please let us know what you think. We will be performing skits, musical selections and spectacularly creative and artfully executed concepts that are spontaneously generated in the recesses of our cerebral matter.
A little lesson on chickens
Chickens are omnivores.[8] In the wild, they often scratch at the soil to search for seeds, insects and even larger animals such as lizards or young mice.[9]
The adult rooster can be distinguished from the hen by his larger comb
Chickens may live for five to ten years, depending on the breed.[10] In commercial intensive farming, a meat chicken generally lives six weeks before slaughter.[11] A free range or organic meat chicken will usually be slaughtered at about 14 weeks. Hens of special laying breeds may produce as many as 300 eggs a year. After 12 months, the hen’s egg-laying ability starts to decline, and commercial laying hens are then slaughtered and used in processed foods, or sold as “soup hens”.[12] The world’s oldest chicken, a hen, died of heart failure at the age of 16 according to the Guinness Book of World Records.[13]
Roosters can usually be differentiated from hens by their striking plumage of long flowing tails and shiny, pointed feathers on their necks (hackles) and backs (saddle) which are typically of brighter, bolder colors than those of females of the same species. However, in some breeds, such as the Sebright, the rooster has only slightly pointed neck feathers, the same color as the hen’s. The identification must be made by looking at the comb, or eventually from the development of spurs on the male’s legs (in a few breeds and in certain hybrids the male and female chicks may be differentiated by color). Adult chickens have a fleshy crest on their heads called a comb or cockscomb, and hanging flaps of skin either side under their beaks called wattles. Both the adult male and female have wattles and combs, but in most breeds these are more prominent in males. A muff or beard is a mutation found in several chicken breeds which causes extra feathering under the chicken’s face, giving the appearance of a beard.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken#General_biology_and_habitat
The meaning of insanity
Insanity, craziness or madness is a spectrum of behaviors characterized by certain abnormal mental or behavioral patterns. Insanity may manifest as violations of societal norms, including becoming a danger to themselves and others, though not all such acts are considered insanity. In modern usage insanity is most commonly encountered as an informal unscientific term denoting mental instability, or in the narrow legal context of the insanity defense. In the medical profession the term is now avoided in favor of diagnoses of specific mental illness such as schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders.[1] When discussing mental illness in general terms, “psychopathology” is considered a preferred descriptor.[2]
In English, the word “sane” derives from the Latin adjective sanus meaning “healthy”. The phrase “mens sana in corpore sano” is often translated to mean a “healthy mind in a healthy body”. From this perspective, insanity can be considered as poor health of the mind, not necessarily of the brain as an organ (although that can affect mental health), but rather refers to defective function of mental processes such as reasoning. A Latin phrase for “sane” is “compos mentis” (lit. “of composed mind”), and a euphemistic term for insanity is “non compos mentis”. In law, mens rea means having had criminal intent, or a guilty mind, when the act (actus reus) was committedhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insanity
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Logan reluctantly sharing his breakfast.
How To Raise Chickens! Whoo hoo! Yep Its Me Jesse in a video showing you how to raise chickens the basic way. Send me some requests of how to vids and i’ll make it happen. If i can Show you to raise chickens i can show you to do lot more, build a shed, find funn junk to play with anything just ask. Oh and uh… Lets have a moment of silence for Torchic….. Okay she died a while ago so… this is sort of a memory of her.
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